Fiction #2 -- "Silly rabbit, kicks are for chicks"

There is no rabbit.

Well, maybe there is. The woman in the shop has big feet. Rabbits have big feet. But literally, there is no rabbit.

You can't see her feet right now. Neither can I. Now, on with the scene.

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"Footloose" has started playing overhead. Seems an odd choice for a shoe store. Then again, seeing as it's only Wednesday, maybe not.

"What do you think?" she asks.
"Hmm?" he answers.

"What do you think?"

"I like the blue ones."

"The blue ones? I put those back."

"Why?"

"Because they were blue."

"Then why did you pick them up in the first place?"

"Because they were blue."

Bewilderment.